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  1. #1
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    Default Please don't tell a lie

    Three men were waiting at Heaven's Gate. St. Peter says, "OK, guys, pretty much anything goes up here, but whatever you do, never lie, or you will spend the rest of eternity with the ugliest women in the universe."
    So they all agree and are admitted in. The first guy makes it a week before he lies about how rich he was on Earth. Bam! Right at his side appears the ugliest woman he had ever seen.
    The second guy makes it another couple weeks before he lies about how smart he is. Bam! At his side appears the second ugliest woman in the universe.
    So the first two guys are walking around with their monsters of women when they see their third friend walking with the hottest woman ever conceived by man. The first two guys say in unison, "How did you land with that babe when we get stuck with these nasty women?"
    He nudges the babe and says, "Tell them." She says to the first two guys, "I lied."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    I am shocked that you would publicly suggest that your better half is economic with the truth


    Buy some flowers for her tonight to make up for your shocking disclosure.
    - Wood Borer

  3. #3
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    I am shocked that she is in heaven.
    Working on inserting a bit more eccentricity into the bearings of life

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