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27th April 2008, 09:09 AM #1Senior Member
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Little Jimmy (Little Allan's Mate)
Little Jimmy attended the Wallan horse sales with
his father. He watched while his father moved from
horse to horse, running his hands up and down each
horse's legs, rump and chest.
After a few minutes, Jimmy asked, "Dad, why are
you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses
I have to make sure they are healthy and in good
shape before I buy."
Jimmy, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the
postman wants to buy Mum."
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27th April 2008, 03:30 PM #2
Nice one Barry
Cheers Fred
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28th April 2008, 11:21 PM #3
I know they measure a horse's height
in hands .... but when I started as a
postman in 1955 I never got to count
the height of any Mums.
Allan
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