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  1. 18th February 2008, 03:32 PM #1
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    An Irish Doctor wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he
    approached his assistant.
    "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic.
    I want you to take care of all me patients".

    "Yes, sir!" answers Murphy.
    The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and asks:
    " So,Murphy, how was your day?"

    Murphy told the Doctor that he took care of three patients.
    "The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol."

    "Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
    "The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I did sir"
    says Murphy.

    "Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
    the doctor.

    "Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a young
    gorgeous woman borsts in so she does.

    Like bolt outta the blue, she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting
    including her bra and her
    panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts:
    'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick!
    For five years I have not seen any man!'"
    "Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
    "I put drops in her eyes."
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  2. 18th February 2008, 05:20 PM #2
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    I need some drops too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    I need some drops too.
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    One Flash and you're ASH
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    sure does
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  5. 18th February 2008, 09:28 PM #5
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    I keep scearing them off.
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    nope, its just hard posting some replies in a moderated forum
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    That's where the challenge lies.
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    BTW Tea Lady
    Checked out you web page Nice Work


    I have eye drops
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    One Flash and you're ASH
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    Gee Thanks. For the comments and the drops. But the drops would just be wasted. I'd just go blind again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    ... the drops would just be wasted. I'd just go blind again.
    So just do it 'til you need glasses.
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