What Planet Are You From?

[Barry Hicks]

A truckie is cruising along the highway when he spots a little
yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying.

He stops his truck, rolls down the window and asks what's wrong.

"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I"m gay and I'm hungry," sobs the
little man.

"Well," says the truckie, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but
that's as much as I can do." He passes the sandwich to the
little man and drives off.

A bit later he has to stop again because there's a little red man
in the middle of the road crying. He comes to a stop, rolls down
the window and a bit more impatiently, asks the little man what
the trouble is.

"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.

The truckie says, "I can offer you a can of Coke but that's the
best I can do." He hands the little man the can of Coke and
drives off.

A little further on, he spots a little blue man in the middle of the
road. Really annoyed now, the truckie stops, rolls down his window
and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue queer, what planet are you
from and what do you want?"

And the little blue man answers, "Your driver's license, please..."

[Allan at Wallan]

Cop that!

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

[wheelinround]

caffine and No-doze can do that to a truckie

if its not the little blue fella it the brown one that gets you

[tea lady]

Caffine. Yes. It always makes me see men in strange suits. And cats.