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  1. #1
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    Default What Do You Call

    What do you call a man with a car on his head?
    Jack.

    What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
    Doug.

    What do you call a man with a trowel in his head?
    Douglas, (dug-less) Oh come on, if I have to explain it, it's not funny!

    What do you call a woman on a piece of bread?
    Marge.

    What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool?
    Bob.

    What do you call a woman setting fire to a loan agreement?
    Bernadette.

    What do you call a Mexican that's had his motor stolen?
    Carlos.

    What do you call a camel with no humps?
    Humphrey

    What do you call a man with a block of wood on his head?
    'Edward

    What do you call a man with 2 blocks of wood on his head?
    I don't know, but 'Edward would.


    What do you call a woman with one leg?
    Ilene

    What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg?
    Irene

    What do you call an man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves?
    Russell

    What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?
    Warren.

    What do you call a deer with no eyes
    No idea

    What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs
    Still no idea
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH

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    what do you call a man layng in a doorway?


    matt
    First On Race Day



    And the first brock trophy goes to...............
    and we got no "2" as well
    A FORD driver.

    ironic isnt it?

    and if ya cant win on ya own merit punt em off!!!
    holden cheater team!!!!!

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    What do you call a dog with no ears?



    Nothing. It won't come anyway.


    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    What do you call a man pinned to the wall

    Art
    Electricity:
    One Flash and you're ASH

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    What do you call a blind dinosaur?

    doyathinkhesawus
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    What do you call a guy with no arms or legs who swam
    the English Channel?

    Clever Dick.

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    Clever Dick.

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    Default

    What do you call an irishman with a crew cut
    sean

    What do you call an irishman with a crew cut hanging from the celing
    sean de-lear
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    Default What

    do you call a bald budgie?

    Shorn canary.


    What do you call ayou native American Lass who insists on wearing 3 pairs of nicckers?

    Cheyanne.

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    What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?


    Cliff.
    uhm , where am I ?

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    Nicholas comes to mind?
    woody U.K.

    "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by jow104 View Post
    Nicholas comes to mind?
    You were born in England then...... hummm
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    Or someone known as hore
    woody U.K.

    "Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them." ~ Abraham Lincoln

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    Quote Originally Posted by rick_rine View Post
    What do you call a guy with a seagull on his head?


    Cliff.
    Huh?
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    I once had some correspondence with an American hydrographer called...Wade. (Hydrographers will understand the nominative determinism here.)
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