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  1. #1
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    Default Wet day at Munruben

    It had been raining constantly, there were puddles
    everywhere, and John had to write a note to the
    schoolteacher re his grandson who was not well.

    The note read, "Please excuse my grandson for
    not attending school today. He has diarrhoea
    and his boots leak".

    Allan

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    I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.

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    Leeky boots yuk

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    The elastic on the bottom of his trousers needed to be tighter.
    anne-maria.
    T
    ea Lady

    (White with none)
    Follow my little workshop/gallery on facebook. things of clay and wood.

  4. #4
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    Tooradin,Victoria,Australia
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    The old bicycle clip trick.

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    I'll bet everyone was really browned off!

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    The puns have run their coarse.*


    *that's not a misspelling
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.

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