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  1. 25th January 2008, 05:24 PM #1
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    Default Wet day at Munruben

    It had been raining constantly, there were puddles
    everywhere, and John had to write a note to the
    schoolteacher re his grandson who was not well.

    The note read, "Please excuse my grandson for
    not attending school today. He has diarrhoea
    and his boots leak".

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    Leeky boots yuk
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    The elastic on the bottom of his trousers needed to be tighter.
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    The old bicycle clip trick.
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  5. 28th January 2008, 11:47 PM #5
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    I'll bet everyone was really browned off!
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  6. 28th January 2008, 11:53 PM #6
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    The puns have run their coarse.*


    *that's not a misspelling
    Thank God for senility... now I don't feel so silly any more.
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