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19th June 2004, 11:11 PM #1
Oops!
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greeted by
George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face & yell at him,
"How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached and punched Osama & shouts, "You wanted to end our
liberties but you failed."
James Madison entered, kicked Osama & said, "This is why I allowed our
government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson came in & proceeded to beat Osama many times with a long cane
& said, "It was evil men like you that provided me the inspiration to pen the
Declaration of Independence!"
These beatings & thrashings continued as John Rudolph, James Monroe & 64 other
early Americans came in & unleashed their anger on the Muslim terrorist
leader. As Osama lay writhing in unbearable pain, an angel appeared. Bin Laden
wept & said to the angel, "This is not what you promised me."
The angel replied, "I told you there would be 70 Virginians waiting for you in
heaven... What did you think I said?"What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)