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  1. #1
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    Default Barry and his diet

    Barry was terribly overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five kilos."
    When Barry returned a month later, he had lost nearly 15 Kilos.
    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
    Barry nodded, "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
    "From hunger, you mean?"
    "No, from all that skipping. said Barry.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    If he didn't spend so much time on jokes he could concentrate on what his Dr said.

    Or was that another Barry
    Have a good one
    Keith

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    Same old jokes over and over -
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Default Old jokes

    It's not the joke Rodgera, it's the way you tell it that matters.

    Would you suggest we number them from one to whatever (they wouldn't make it into three figures) and then simply post a number?

    How about you submitting something to tickle our funny bones?

    Barry Hicks

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    Barry I am trying, but I am just a lowly beginner, so I'll try harder.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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