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    Default Laws of life

    1. People who love sausages and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
    2. It is a mistake to let any mechanical object realize that you are in a hurry.
    3. Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
    4. You can lead a horse to water but if you can get him to float on his back, you've got something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    1. People who love sausages and respect the law should never watch either one being made.
    That's why our national legislature is sometimes called the "sausage factory."

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by joe greiner View Post
    That's why our national legislature is sometimes called the "sausage factory."

    Joe
    On it's best day it can be described using that glowing term ). 24% approval overall (last time I looked and I think that is WAY too high)?!? Gakkkk.

    It is even worse in Washington State though...

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