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  1. 14th May 2007, 08:01 PM #1
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    Default If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

    If you were a dog, what breed would you be?
    And why?

    I would be a Jack Russell, more front than Myers, and think I am 6 foot tall.

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    I do not care what breed - all I would want is to live at our house where dogs get spoiled rotten and live to at least 16. We had one that was picked up as a stray pup and lived till 19.
    We currently have a Jack Russell cross who thinks he rules the world
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    Mongrel! Bitz a this and Bitz a that
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    Dachshund - send me down a hole and ask me to bite the badger at the end.
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    neutered Malamute x Alsation
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingermick View Post
    neutered Malamute x Alsation
    Ouch.
    Why neutered?

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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
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    No not your house...

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    Bichon frise.

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    Women can't keep their hands off you.
    You're not expected to do any real work.
    Your job is to sit around and look cute.

    Wait a minute, maybe I already am a bichon

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    I don't know. Anyone got any ideas?

    Bichon frise.
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    Japanese Poodle........Bbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    Is that a dog or a cat?
    Or just a rug with legs????

    Me I would be an old english sheep dog, fat hairy and lazy
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    Yep I am with Chesand , would like to be living under this roof as a wire haired fox terrier, cute, cuddly ,stuppid at times & over fed hhm sounds like me almost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner View Post
    Why neutered?
    I dont go running out after every piece of tail that runs past the house on heat coz I've been neutered, nor does my dog who happens to be a neutered alsation cross malamute
    I sit around on my derierre and make heaps of noise but rarely get up and do anything about it.
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    Geez Mick,
    I didn't have to be neutered to act like that........I just got old.
    Question........does your dog howl or bark??
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