A husband and wife were having dinner in a resteraunt, when a stunningly
beautiful young woman comes over to their table and gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, tells him she will see him later, turns and walks away.
"Who the hell was that?"asked the wife.

"Oh that was my mistress" replies the husband.
"That does it" says the wife,"I want a divorce".
"I can understand that" replies the husband,"but remember, no more shopping
trips to Paris, no more winters in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinity or Lexus in the garage, no more Yacht club. But the decision is up to
you."

Just then a mutual friend walks into the restaurant with a beautiful young woman on his arm. "Who is that with Jim?." asked the wife."
"Oh that's his mistress" says the husband.
"I think ours' is prettier" replies the wife