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  1. #1
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    Default Cleaning Instructions

    I bought a great new toilet seat recently.

    On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.

    Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.

    My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher Safe."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    So if you relace the dishwasher door with the toilet seat you must save oodles on never needing to buy toilet paper again
    Regards, Bob Thomas

    www.wombatsawmill.com

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    eeeeeooooowwww!


    I just had this vision of chipping something dried off the good china with my fingernail, after it comes out of the dishwasher........


    sf

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    give it time,Next thing they will be microwave safe....
    Dave,
    hug the tree before you start the chainsaw.

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    On a similar note, I designed a house for a (female) client once, who seemed rather eccentric, and instructed that all the windows be louvres and the glass inserts had to be precisely a particular width.

    This was a bit confining designwise, and I questioned her at length, in fact she was so circumspect that I think it would be fair to say I interrogated her as to why she was so insistant.

    Eventually she relented and said she had this thing about crystal clear windows, so once a month she'd pop them out of their frames and run them through the dishwasher!

    Personally, it's not worth the effort, but as far as I know she still does it!

    Cheers,

    P

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    Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.

    We don't have a hose outside, and hot water cleans them lickety-split.

    I guess crazy only depends on where you stand...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schtoo View Post
    Midge, we take the flyscreens into the shower to clean them up.
    Works with venetian blinds too.

    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    My toilet seat is food safe.
    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    My toilet seat is food safe.
    That's funny, my food is toilet safe.
    Boring signature time again!

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    You mean your toilet food is safe?

    Visit my website at www.myFineWoodWork.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by outback View Post
    That's funny, my food is toilet safe.
    Another fan of the McDonald's diet?
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

    - Andy Mc

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    You mean your toilet food is safe?

    I keep food safe in the toilet?
    Boring signature time again!

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