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  1. 7th December 2006, 09:39 AM #31
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    Dressage, god knows I watch enough of it (Daughters and Donkeys), incredibly hard to perform but the observer should get a ribbon for endurance.
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    Dressage is okay Iain, all those young ladies in tight trousers

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  3. 7th December 2006, 09:56 AM #33
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    Bit of a worry there Richard, some are under 10, and the older ones all seem to have huge asres, must admit though, some are stunners(21 plus).
    Ran into an instructor a couple of nights ago, randy tart she is too, all over me, and I don't exactly ooze sex appeal:confused:
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    Did she pop the question?

    "On which side do you dressage?"

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    She was only the riding instructor but all the horse manure.
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    I could reply with the one about her only being a cricketer's daughter but it'd get the thread sent to the naughty room.
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    Quote Originally Posted by craigb View Post
    I could reply with the one about her only being a cricketer's daughter but it'd get the thread sent to the naughty room.
    I thought that was the current aim ... then Midge would have to start a new thread

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    I would have thought that if one typed "WARNE" that the thread would automatically go to the naughty room.... or is it ok to mastur..... oh, never mind, I shall go back to my closet now!
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    You gotta TV in there with the cricket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Iain View Post
    You gotta TV in there with the cricket
    No, he listens on shortwave with a pedal generator :eek:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles View Post
    No, he listens on shortwave with a pedal generator :eek:

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    I thought that a crystal set would be more likely - requires much less exertion
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    Time for a new thread, pick on Christopha day
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    Oh Woe! Oh Woe!! Here I am, closeted closely in my closet, crystal set dial twiddling furiosly..... er, I THINK it's the dial I'm twiddling??? and some great lump declares it to be "National Pick On Christoha Day"... BUGGER! I think I shall have a little doze....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha View Post
    BUGGER! I think I shall have a little doze....
    Leave the Bambis ( little does) alone!!!
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    They just tell him to buck off.........
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