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30th October 2006, 04:46 PM #1
some very upsetting news
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30th October 2006, 05:01 PM #2
Just bloody fantastic!:mad:
Have a nice day - Cheers
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Not only that, the grapes had fruited earlier this year than normal, then a frost got them.
There goes the cheap wine.
First bananas now beer and wine.
What next?
Al
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30th October 2006, 05:51 PM #4
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1st November 2006, 02:23 PM #5
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Hmmm .... think there's still just enough room in the old shed for a Cooper's Home Brew kit: the bloke of the house is a winemaker so we're covered there.
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I don't think there's much I can do about the ba-na-na-nah though.
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1st November 2006, 08:24 PM #6
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1st November 2006, 08:50 PM #7
This will knock your socks off. Cheap and tasty. Side effects? Some...you'll find out....mwahhhhaaaaa
*!* hic...
Rhubarb Wine
Ingredients:
12.50 lb Rhubarb (cubed) -STALKS ONLYProcedure:
5.00 ga Water
12.50 lb White granulated sugar
5.00 ea Campden tablets
50.00 oz White grape concentrate (optional)
5.00 pk Montrachet wine yeast
5.00 ts Yeast nutrient
1.25 ts Grape tannin
Cut up rhubarb and put in primary fermentor. Pour dry sugar over fruit to extract juice. Cover with plastic sheet and allow to stand 24 hours. Put pulp in a straining bag (I use a new laundered pair of panty hose) and add water and Campden tablets (to kill any "wild" yeasts) and disolve well. Let stand another 24 hours. Add remaining ingredients including yeast. Ferment 48 hours. Remove pulp bag and squeeze as much of the juice into must as you can. Put the spent pulp in your mulch pile for the garden. Stir the fermenting must twice a day to break up the "cap" that forms on the surface. In 3 or 4 days (or when hydrometer reading is 1.040 or lower) syphon into a five gallon glass jug or carboy and attach fermentation lock. Rack again in 3 weeks. Make sure all containers are topped up. Rack again in 3 months. When wine is clear and stable, bottle. Wine may be sweetened to taste at time of bottling with sugar syrup (2 parts sugar to 1 part water). Add 2 stabilizer tablets per gallon (or follow directions on package if using powder) to prevent renewed fermentation. To preserve color and flavor add 1 antioxidant tablet per gallon.
Starting specific gravity should be 1.090-1.095, Acid .60%, Age 6 monthsIf you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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1st November 2006, 08:52 PM #8
and if yer want it a lot more potent use distillers yeast and more sugar
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2nd November 2006, 04:27 PM #9
You use white sugar??? for beer that is a big no no, tastes like crap, difficulty in fully fermenting.
Dextrose is a better option although I use Malt.
Like I said though, for wine it may be different, and there are so many different yeasts available depending upon what outcome you desire.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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2nd November 2006, 04:36 PM #10
Iain, if yer make it strong enough yer aint got any tastebuds left after the first mouthful ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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2nd November 2006, 04:49 PM #11
Double distilled french polish
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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2nd November 2006, 08:49 PM #12
G'day,
Strewth!
Righto fellas, there's only one solutiion to this problem. Any remaining room in your sheds or if you have any junk or carp tools like Ozito, XU1 or Black & Decker throw them out, clear some room in your shed and stock it full of slabs of beer.
I've started already as there's a carton of beer in my shed under the bench, but since there's only a 6 pack left in it I'd better get another, lucky I've got a trailer tomorrow as I can fill it with some slabs as well.
There's a drought coming and we don't want to get caught out.
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2nd November 2006, 08:52 PM #13
Yep, the Holden Torana XU1 was a really crap tool
Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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2nd November 2006, 09:10 PM #14
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2nd November 2006, 09:17 PM #15
The year? 1970. The Place? Nullabor Plain (just over the WA border). The drink? High octane rhubarb wine. The fool? Moi. Why? I vaguely remember staggering around the inside of an old 5000 gallon corrugated iron water tank blazing away at the moon with with a .303. My mate smelled funny and looked horrified. Will never forget and will never drink the stuff again. :eek::eek::eek::eek:
If you never made a mistake, you never made anything!
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