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  1. 30th October 2006, 07:50 PM #1
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    Default When Do You Become An Old Phart?

    There's an age to,

    go to school,

    get a drivers license,

    drink booze,

    vote in elections

    so at what age are ya an old phart??
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  2. 30th October 2006, 07:56 PM #2
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    When you ask the question, so at what age are ya an old phart??

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  3. 30th October 2006, 08:00 PM #3
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    Don't know but I have passed it.
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    Reckon you're an old phart when you decide you know more than anyone younger than you. Long as you're willing to learn something from the youngsters, you're an interesting person with age and character.

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    I reckon you are an old phart when you have forgotten more than those who work with you know.

    But then again I can't remember much either...... :confused:

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    When you go to the WWWS and push in front of Phil and his wife.
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.
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    When you start sorting your screws, nuts and bolts into plastic or glass containers that you get your wife to keep for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silentC View Post
    When you start sorting your screws, nuts and bolts into plastic or glass containers that you get your wife to keep for you.
    NO NO NO your totally wrong, thats just normal behavior, surely
    I recon your an old phart when you join a ww forum
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    I've got the containers but no sorting has taken place...

    Yet...
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    You're all wrong.

    The mathematical calculation for working out the age of old phartdom is to deduct the number for the meaning of life from the current year.

    Thus (20)06 - (19)42 = 64 which is this year's age for becoming an old phart.

    Means I'll always be one year away from becoming one.

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    When you are over 50 and you fart.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wongo View Post
    When you are over 50 and you fart.
    ...thats gold
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