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  1. 13th July 2006, 07:21 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Chaos
    Need swmbo's permission to buy some more woody toys - err, tools for the shed Phil?
    Regards,
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    Nup she buys me toys and I don't even have to ask

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    And what is the most sensitive organ on a man when he is masturbating?





























    His ears.
    There was a young boy called Wyatt
    Who was awfully quiet
    And then one day
    He faded away
    Because he overused White

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
    Do you mean go out with a bang!!
    Anyone remember Billy Snedden?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Spencer
    ... definitely not feeling my self...
    Nailed the problem right there, Phil, insufficient genital scratching going on, not sure if that requirement was mentioned in the Code or is implicit in the tone of said document.

    Get scratching, mate, helps the thinking process.


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    I thought it was pretty funny really - thanks Phil! Greeny for you I'm not sure how many women are on the forum, but if you got a greenie from every one you'd be doing OK.
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    Phil inspite of everything that the others have said, I think THAT is the best work of FICTION I have read for a while..

    PS... Dont give up your day job sorry but my low morals forbid me from giving you a greenie
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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    Phil,

    everyone is allowed a slip-up or two. Maybe it is a 'code' violation, but stuff it, well worth the read - I needed a decent laugh - Thanks!

    Yep, greenie if I can

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  10. 14th July 2006, 04:10 PM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by namtrak
    And what is the most sensitive organ on a man when he is masturbating?




    His ears.
    You know this how?
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    Default mere male jokes?

    Nice to see a bloke that can have a laff at themselves.
    now do somthing about it!!
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    Default dont get it

    sorry I thought you guys were joking
    Wheres the code violation?
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    If this is a Code violation I am not mentioning what I found in my shed no way

    I didn't put them there
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