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Thread: Heaven
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11th March 2006, 06:34 PM #1
Heaven
An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.
So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he
would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a
golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per
call".
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by, what the
telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to
heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the
priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta.
There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the
same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he
saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him
that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to
God.
"O.K., thank you," said the American. He then traveled to Indianapolis,
Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston and New York.
In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per
call" sign under it.The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to
AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone.
He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there
was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40
cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about
the sign."Father, I've traveled all over America and I've seen this same
golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to
Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call.
Why is it so cheap here?"
The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, son - it's a local
call".
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I´m not so sure about the universe.
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