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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2002
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    Yinnar, Victoria, Australia
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    66
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    247

    Red face I'd Love To Be Eight Again

    A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.

    "I'd love to be eight again" she replied

    On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.

    What a Day!

    He put her on every ride in the park:

    * The Death Slide

    * The Wall of Fear

    * The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

    Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

    Right away they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

    Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

    What a fabulous adventure!

    Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted.

    He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

    Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you f*ckin tw*t"

    The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    rrich Guest

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    Kev,
    Love your tag line...

    "If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it."

    I once gave someone $200. Never saw or heard from him again.

    Deffinately worth it!

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