Never try to outsmart a woman

[Baz]

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been aske to
go fishing in Tasmania with my boss & several of his friends. We will be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a
week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office
& I will swing by the house to pick my things up . Oh! Please pack my
new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she
is,did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise
looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Trout, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"


The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box.....


DanP another one for you!
Cheers
Barry

[DanP]

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