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12th December 2005, 02:16 PM #1
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Forgive me father for I have sinned
In-laws are away for a few days and the wife is assigned to feed the cat. Anyway while I was working on the bookshelves in their house, the bastard came up to me and gave me this most irritating “miaw”.:mad: :mad: :mad:
Oh maybe he is hungry or something. Then the devil in me told me to give him some food. So I did that and filled up the water too.
Damn I still cannot believe that I actually fed a CAT.
And can’t they just eat left-over instead of Tuna?:mad:
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12th December 2005, 02:28 PM #2
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In my house, SWMBO has a cat, little miss is supposed to feed it everyday, but it always ends up sucking up to me for food cause no-one feeds the damn thing.:mad: Least when I had my dog, I feed my own animal.
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12th December 2005, 02:30 PM #3
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It's OK Wongo, you will grow out of it. Just remember - the only good cat is a ............
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12th December 2005, 02:40 PM #4
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12th December 2005, 02:44 PM #5
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They too are god's creatures. Destructive, seemingly selfish, left in the bush they do untold damage to the environment.
I hate cruelty of any sort so either feed the cat or put it out of it's misery humanely - don't torture the poor things.
You are therefore forgiven Brother Wongo now get back to Darksiding.
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12th December 2005, 02:54 PM #6
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oh no wongo gone to the dark side.........
hang on he was already there.
maybe its a darkside thing...
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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12th December 2005, 03:10 PM #7
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Thought of you whilst reading the Herald Sun today, then, buggerme, you post this.
Have a look...
http://www.heraldsun.news.com.au/com...55E662,00.htmlStupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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12th December 2005, 03:14 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Iain
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12th December 2005, 03:19 PM #9
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There aren't too many out there but I can honestly say that “I genuinely hate cats”.
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12th December 2005, 03:35 PM #10
Im here now, Damn it!
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now now wongo, I know where your inlaws live- I may just print this thread and show them....
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12th December 2005, 03:40 PM #11
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No need Zed. They know me very well.
I constantly say to my FIL "So where are you going to have it put down? I will share half of the cost."
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12th December 2005, 04:11 PM #12
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I could lend you my dog. He's got three cats so far. Last one cost me $700 cause it was said to be some sort of rare pedigree. They were going to go for pain and suffering too!
Cats are such awful creatures, the latest one used to come and torment Jake (my dog not Silent) thru the fence. One day the gate wasn't closed and bye bye moggy. Not worth $700 tho, but did enjoy it a bit.
Only creatures worse are foxes, rampant, vicious and sadistic killers, if thats not lapsing into pseudoanthropomorphism too much. I just love the anti fox hunting bleeding hearts and assorted animal libbers going on about foxes. Should show them what the chook house looks like after a fox has had a go.
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12th December 2005, 04:13 PM #13
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I know that's not true, you and I both know they taste pretty much like chicken. Originally Posted by Wongo
There aren't too many out there but I can honestly say that “I genuinely hate cats”.
Feed it heaps, fatten it up for Christmas.
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12th December 2005, 04:14 PM #14
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The foxes decimate our chooks too, not content with one, kill the lot and take one.
We hear them coming in and if we are quick enough, Ferret the Fox Terrier gets right into them, followed by one rotund Corgi and a Jack Russell.Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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12th December 2005, 04:19 PM #15
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Keep it clean boys. Lets just focus on cats.
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