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Thread: Sensitivity...
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28th November 2005, 02:28 PM #1
Sensitivity...
Three guys were working on a high-rise building project - Steve, Bruce and Bluey.
Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."
Bluey says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Foster's.
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Bluey?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Bluey replies.
"That's unbelievable! You told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you the beer?"
"Well not exactly," Bluey says. "When she answered the door, I said to her,'You must be Steve's widow'.
She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Foster's you are'."
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29th November 2005, 12:11 AM #2
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im not surprised
im not surprised, fosters drinkers will resort to anything
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29th November 2005, 01:17 AM #3
Originally Posted by doug the slug
Richard
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29th November 2005, 07:13 AM #4
The Sgt Mgr had to tell Private Smith his mother had died.
He had them fall in and gave the command, "All those with a living mother take one pace forward!"
"Smith!!!!! What are you doing!!!!!!"
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