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    What is the difference between a 'Commissioned Officer' and a 'Warrant Officer'?

    When you 'commission' a product, you hope it works.

    When you 'warrant' a product, you guarantee it!
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    Only a Non Com poop would come up with that!!
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.

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    Thought you would like that one Iain.
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    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.

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    An RSM mate (I know, you didn't think they had any) once told me that his job description included telling lieutenents, counselling captains, advising majors and discussing the issues with colonels.
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