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13th October 2017, 08:15 AM #1
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Popular Restaurant
When my husband and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was
crowded. I went up to the hostess and asked, "Will it be long?"
The hostess, ignoring me, kept writing in her book. I asked again,
"How much of a wait?"
The woman looked up and said, "About ten minutes."
A short time later, we heard an announcement over the loud-speaker:
"Willette B. Long, your table is ready."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th October 2017, 03:12 PM #2
Sum ergo cogito (Cogito)
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Another popular restaurant once announced, "I. Raitt, party of two."
Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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