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2nd May 2017, 04:54 PM #1rrich Guest
Why?
Why does a giraffe have a long neck?
Because its feet stink.
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2nd May 2017, 09:52 PM #2
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Where's the GROAN button, PLEASE!!!!
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3rd May 2017, 08:19 AM #3
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That's why it has long legs.
The long neck is to check if its feet stink.
+1 for the groan button.
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3rd May 2017, 09:10 AM #4
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Little known fact: The Giraffe is the only animal that can walk into a Manhattan bar and say "the highballs are on me".
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4th May 2017, 11:06 AM #5
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Talking giraffes already?
Originally Posted by Boringgeoff
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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5th May 2017, 01:42 PM #6
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Nothing unusual about that Doug. Just as Garfield and Footrot Flats Dog are able to have sensible thoughts, it is totally believable that a highbrow animal such as the Giraffe can talk.
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6th May 2017, 02:19 AM #7
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A Giraffe walks into a bar and the Barman says "Why the long face?"
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6th May 2017, 09:11 AM #8
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No Kryn, that was a horse on that occasion.
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6th May 2017, 09:26 AM #9
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6th May 2017, 09:57 AM #10
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And then the giraffe thought, in a Garfield or Footrot Flats dog kind of way, "No thanks, I've already got one." Originally Posted by AlexS
I got sick of sitting around doing nothing - so I took up meditation.
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7th May 2017, 08:18 PM #11
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No, Sorry this was a Giraffe one. Originally Posted by Boringgeoff
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