A lady who was speeding was pulled over to the side of the road by an officer.

She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she
quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are
wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

"Oh, yes I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always loop it through your steering wheel?"

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On cable TV they have a weather channel - twenty-four hours of weather.
We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.