How to shower.... oldy but goody

[Christopha]

How to Shower:

By Anon


How to shower ... like a woman



1.. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket
according>to whites and coloureds. Walk to bathroom wearing long
dressing gown.



2.. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.



3.. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to
do more sit-ups.



4.. Get in shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah,
wide loofah and pumice stone.



5.. Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added
vitamins. Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.



6.. Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with
natural avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.



7.. Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until
red.



8.. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
Shave armpits and legs.



9.. Turn off shower. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray
mould spots with Tilex.



10.. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.



11.. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head. If
you see husband along the way, cover any exposed areas.



How to shower ... like a man



1.. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed & leave in a
pile.



2.. Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.



3.. Look at manly physique in the mirror, admire size of knob and
scratch your ****.



4.. Get in the shower.



5.. Wash your face. Wash your armpits. Blow your nose in your hands and
let the water rinse it off.



6.. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they
sound in the shower.



7.. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area. Wash
your bum, leaving four pubes stuck on the soap.



8.. Shampoo hair. Make shampoo mohawk. Pee.



9.. Rinse off and get out of the shower. Partially dry off.



10.. Fail to notice water on the floor. Admire knob size in mirror
again. Leave shower door open, leave wet mat on the floor, leave light
and fan on.



11.. Return to bedroom with towel around waist. If you pass wife, pull
off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise. Again.



12.. Throw wet towel on bed.

[silentC]

Shampoo!!!?? That's a bit poofy isn't it?

[ozwinner]

Walk naked to the bathroom if you see wife along the way - shake
knob at her making woo-hoo sound.


Whats your wife doing at my place?

Al :eek:

[fxst]

iTS ok Al I dont think your a knob. BTW you dont use shampoo do you? :eek:
I dont reckon Christopha uses shampoo ...first he needs hair
Pete