False troll accusations ...

[Cliff Rogers]

G'day.

I guess I count as one of the good guys too. Same PM, word for word.

[silentC]

Again I miss out on the PM. I'm just not trying hard enough, am I?

[The Troll]

Thats it, I'm sick of you humans bad mouthing trolls. It's bad enough that you call a group of your ugly species after us, now you're accusing us of promoting that pseudo-meat - spam. It's not that you don't make life hard enough for us already, cutting down our trees so we don't have any tooth picks left, and for what? To make your pretty little boxes and furniture. What's wrong with just leaving your gear in the cave, or under the bridge.
Why don't you all just go and do something useful instead of profaning things you do not understand.

[Paper Artist]

That true, Troll not need furniture or box. But Troll need plenty rock and boulder to make good cave. Paper Artist make paper boulder for Troll. Troll send money, get wadded paper!!

[Studley 2436]

Seeing we are all coming out I am 6'1 blonde 38DD 24 36. I drive fast cars and wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000

Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

*LMAO*

Studley

[Rocker]

Exactly how long ago did you join Rocker :confused: :confused:

I wasn't aware the BB was around in snail mail format before the internet arrived

Cheers, Jack

OK, OK, I know it was only two years ago, but the stress of trying to keep the Dark Side at bay almost single-handedly in the forum can ravage one's good looks. But I have never been one to shirk his duty in shouldering the Enlightened Man's burden

Rocker

[duckman]

Seeing we are all coming out I am 6'1 blonde 38DD 24 36. I drive fast cars and wouldn't get out of bed for less than $10,000

Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

*LMAO*

Studley

So what does it take to get you into bed?

[The Troll]

That true, Troll not need furniture or box. But Troll need plenty rock and boulder to make good cave. Paper Artist make paper boulder for Troll. Troll send money, get wadded paper!!

What self respecting troll would make a cave out of paper rocks and boulders! Give me a good lump of schist any day.
Thanks for the offer Paper Artist but wadded paper is about as useful to me as a tyre swan. Sounds like a good idea at the time but when you've got it you cant give it a way.

[HappyHammer]

Sounds like a good idea at the time but when you've got it you cant give it a way.

You've been talking to Gumby and he's been bad mouthing his ex-Triton again

HH.

[zenwood]

...Come boys join my new woodworking forum where we can really do some wood work

hehe ... I've got wood.

[The Troll]

You've been talking to Gumby and he's been bad mouthing his ex-Triton again

HH.

Me no understand.
What are these references about a little green placticine man? And whats a Triton, I thought it was that 3-pronged spear that King Neptune uses, or a Mitsubishi ute.

[HappyHammer]

Me no understand.
What are these references about a little green placticine man? And whats a Triton, I thought it was that 3-pronged spear that King Neptune uses, or a Mitsubishi ute.

Think you might be colour blind Trolly the Triton is an Orange power tool and Gumby is sought of an off white / off pink colour.

HH.

[Termite]

and Gumby is sought of an off white / off pink colour.

HH.

Off his medication / off his brain / off the planet / off the rails / off the grog / off the smokes.

[Z ed]

You leave my mate alone.....

[ozwinner]

Seeing as how you cant give reds out just yet, and I can.

Heres ya first.

Al