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    Talking Did that ever happen to you??

    Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder (A. A. A. D. D.).



    This is how it manifests:

    I decide to water my garden.

    As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my
    car needs washing.

    As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table
    that I brought up from the mail box earlier..

    I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

    I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can
    under the table, and notice that the can is full.

    So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage
    first.

    But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the
    garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

    I take my check book off the table, and see that there is only one check
    left.

    My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go inside the house to my
    desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking.

    I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so
    that I don't accidentally knock it over.

    I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the
    refrigerator to keep it cold.

    As I head toward the kitchen with the Coke a vase of flowers on the counter
    catches my eye--they need to be watered.

    I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that
    I've been searching for all morning.

    I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the
    flowers.

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and
    suddenly I spot the TV remote. Someone left it on the kitchen table.

    I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the
    remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to
    put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

    I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

    So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

    Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

    At the end of the day the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is
    a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers don't have enough
    water, there is still only one check in my check book, I can't find the
    remote, I can't find my glasses, and I don't remember what I did with the
    car keys.

    Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled
    because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.
    Last edited by Breslauer; 2nd August 2005 at 10:47 AM. Reason: Tidying up

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    And you still haven't noticed that the hose is still turned on in the garden

    Richard

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    Angry So that's why.....

    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    And you still haven't noticed that the hose is still turned on in the garden

    Richard
    That's why I couldn't go to sleep, had that nagging feeling all night that I forgot something. Just looking out the window, it's still running.............

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