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  1. #1
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    Default Satnav in & on Auto

    I have a little Satnav, It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driver's friend, it tells you where you are.
    I have a little Satnav, I've had it all my life
    It's better than the normal ones, my Satnav is my wife.
    It gives me full instructions, especially how to drive
    "It's sixty k's an hour", it says, "You're doing sixty five".
    It tells me when to stop and start, and when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever, safe to overtake.
    It tells me when a light is red, and when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively, just when to intervene.
    It lists the vehicles just in front, and all those to the rear
    And taking this into account, it specifies my gear.
    I'm sure no other driver, has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car, it still gives its advice.
    It fills me up with counselling, each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it, and get a quieter sort?
    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house, makes sure I'm properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things, and keeps me warm in bed!
    Despite all these advantages, and my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then, I could turn the bugger off.

    Cheers
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    Default

    The only thing missing is the mute button.....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Default

    and the eject button

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    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by groverwa View Post
    and the eject button
    Ahh!! but it has a POWER button
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Are you sure you did not mean "sat nag"?
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Default silent button

    The only time the silent button is active is on the Nullabor stretch!
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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