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    Default Agreeable Theory

    A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

    That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

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    ....and that was when you came up with that theory wasn't it? Maybe you should look at it again in the morning?
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    Quote Originally Posted by tea lady View Post
    ....and that was when you came up with that theory wasn't it? Maybe you should look at it again in the morning?
    Amen Sister
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Ahhh, the cliff claven (sp.) theory
    I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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    I suppose we should say Cheers.
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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