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  1. #1
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    Default satnav

    Doesn't apply to me now but i know it to be true.


    I have a little SATNAV
    It sits there in my car
    A SATNAV is a driver's friend
    It tells you where you are

    I have a little SATNAV
    I've had it for most of my life
    It does more than the normal one
    My SATNAV is my wife

    It gives me full instructions
    On exactly how to drive
    "It's sixty kays an hour" it says
    "And you're doing sixty five"

    It tells me when to stop and start
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that it's never ever
    Safe to overtake

    It tells me when a light is red
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively
    Just when to intervene

    It lists the vehicles just in front
    It lists those to the rear
    And taking this into account
    It specifies my gear

    I'm sure no other driver
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car
    It still gives its advice

    It fills me up with counselling
    Each journey's pretty fraught
    So why don't I exchange it
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house
    Makes sure I'm properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things
    And - keeps me warm in bed!

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    Cheers Fred



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  2. #2
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    I've got one that talks in her sleep.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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