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    John went to a Munrubben Cafe and wanted to ask his attractive
    waitress for a date, but couldn't get her attention.
    When he was able to catch her eye, she quickly looked away.
    Finally John followed her into the kitchen and blurted out his invitation.

    To his amazement, she readily consented.

    John said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't
    even make eye contact."

    "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you just wanted more coffee."
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    John was very annoyed
    ... and gave her an "International Roast".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    She knew what she wanted. Don't mocha!

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    I thought she might have been a "skinny flat white"
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    John said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time? You wouldn't
    even make eye contact."

    "Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you just wanted more coffee."
    Hope he doesn't marry her and need another beer.

    Keith.

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    She was the server that I had at breakfast last week end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    When he was able to catch her eye,
    HOWZAT
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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