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  1. #1
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    Default Older women solve problems

    The wife and I are about to celebrate 50 years of marriage
    next month and I made the following comment to her.

    "After being married all this time I remember in our early days
    we rented a cheap house, had a junk car, slept on a sofa bed,
    watched a black and white TV and got to sleep with a great
    looking 20 year old girl.

    Now I have a $500,000 home, a $35,000 car, a plasma TV
    a comfy bed but I'm sleeping with a 68 year old woman. It
    seems to me I have a problem".

    My wife is a very reasonable and intelligent woman. She told
    me to go and search for a 20 year old who would have me
    and she would make sure I would once again be living in a
    cheap house, have a junk car, sleep on a sofa and watch a
    black and white TV.

    Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve
    an old guy's problems.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Jun 2007
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    Kept telling you Val was smarter than you

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