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  1. 29th August 2011, 10:00 PM #2071
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    Bernie's giraffe suit was at the cleaners so he had to borrow his wife's.
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    Thankfully Mr Mancini replied that he would never consider writing a theme for "The Pink Porker" and the whole project collapsed.
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    ..unfortunately, while choosing a pic for the " need a caption thread"...Groggy accidently clicked on a picture that he'd prefer no one saw......

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    Default Re: Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

    Take it away Underfoot.

    I'm.a little surprised there were no "pig in a blanket" quips though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groggy View Post
    Take it away Underfoot.

    I'm.a little surprised there were no "pig in a blanket" quips though.
    maybe if you gave us a little more time... Must have been a fly-by-night pig.
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    Too late I know, but:

    Alright, Superman, the fun's over. Now, what'd you do with my Bat-suit?!


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    alrighty...what's going on here?

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    The first teleportation of a human goes badly. Workers tried to fulfill a request for "one last ciggie", but were unable to find anything resembling a mouth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skew ChiDAMN!! View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by mic-d View Post
    maybe if you gave us a little more time... Must have been a fly-by-night pig.
    Yeah! I didn't even see the pic till the next one was up! :S
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    Quote Originally Posted by underfoot View Post
    alrighty...what's going on here?



    What happens if pigs fly?
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