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  1. #1
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    Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started, So I looked around my house to see things I's started and hadnt finished, then I finished off a bottle of vodka, a bodle of Whiskee, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, and boc a choclez. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now, Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov ienner pisss
    Chris
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    Life isn't always fair

    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    Problem is I looked around and found:

    kitchen cupboard door needs finishing, wardrobe door needs a quick whisk with a plane, finish the bookcase ...
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    I would like to be with Chrisb, but regrettably I'm with you SM on this one.

    Regards
    Paul
    Bushmiller;

    "Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts, absolutely!"

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