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  1. 17th June 2011, 06:03 PM #1
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    A lawyer walks into a bar and sits down next to a drunk who is closely examining something held in his fingers. The lawyer watches the drunk for a while till he finally gets curious enough to ask what it is.

    "Well," said the drunk, "it looks like plastic and feels like rubber."



    "Let me have it," said the lawyer. Taking it, he began to roll it between his thumb and forefinger, examining it closely. "Yes," he finally said, "it does look like plastic and feel like rubber, but I don't know what it is. Where did you get it?"



    "From my nose," the drunk replied.






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  2. 17th June 2011, 08:25 PM #2
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    When I started to read that I thought it was "on the nose"
    only to discover it was in it.

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  3. 18th June 2011, 07:29 AM #3
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    He thought it was rubber, but it's_not.
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  4. 18th June 2011, 12:08 PM #4
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    Ohh!!! up ya nose
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  5. 21st June 2011, 12:00 AM #5
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    yuk..............dirrrrrrty!
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  6. 28th June 2011, 04:49 PM #6
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    haha nice
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  7. 28th June 2011, 09:04 PM #7
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    I saw a shiny round thing on the sidewalk, and picked it up.

    I thought it was a silver dollar, but it's not.

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    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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