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18th June 2011, 11:51 PM #1Member
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The Haircut
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked
about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you, I'm
doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left
the
shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was
a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the
barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing
community
service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next
morning
when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a
dozen
donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his
bill,
the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing
community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left
the
shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a
dozen
Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between
the
citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME
REASON!
If you don't forward this you have no sense of humor. Nothing bad will
happen, however, you must live with yourself knowing that laughter is
not
in your future.
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19th June 2011, 12:14 AM #2
On the same subject of getting haircuts, did you hear about the Jewish man walking down the street pushing a pram?
Not sure I spelt that correctly!And my head I'd be a scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.
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