Life

[Gino]

"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of
it? A death. What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all
backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go
live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, go
collect all your super, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch
on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to
enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready
for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into
the womb, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like
central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an
0rgasm!

Amen."

[John Saxton]

Finally.....a wet dream?