Cars in Heaven

[Tristan Croll]

Three guys died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and
said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. Before I let
you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will depend on
what kind of car you get. You have to have a car in Heaven because Heaven
is so big!"

The first guy walks up and Peter asks the first guy, "How long were you
married?"

The first guy says, "24 years."

"Did you ever cheat on your wife?" Peter asked.

The guy said, "Yeah, 7 times, but you said I was forgiven."

Peter said, "Yeah, but that's not too good. Here's a Pinto to drive."

The second guy walks up and gets the same question from Peter and says, "I
was married for 41 years and cheated on her once, but that was our first
year, so we really worked it out."

Peter said, "I'm pleased to hear that; here's your Lincoln."

The third guy walked up and said, "Peter, I know what you're going to ask.
I was married for 63 years and didn't even look at another woman! I
treated my wife like a queen!"

Peter said, "That's what I like to hear. Here's a Jaguar!"

A little while later, the two guys with the Lincoln and the Pinto saw the
guy with the Jaguar crying on the golden sidewalk, so they went to see
what was the matter.

When they asked the guy with the Jaguar what was wrong, he said, "I just
saw my wife; she was on a skateboard!"


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Cogito cogito, cogito ergo sum
- I think that I think, therefore I think that I am

[John Saxton]

Heaven forbid that should happen.