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3rd February 2011, 05:38 PM #691
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You can't beat a mother-in-law joke. Your go Chris.
Originally Posted by chrisb691
Pugwash.
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4th February 2011, 10:34 PM #692
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Bugger, too late again! Oh well... just for the hell of it:
"The new vogue in lounge furnishings wasn't all it was cracked up to be."
"Hey, d00d! You wouldn't believe how many chicks have been laid on that couch!"
"New Fratboy Sofa, perfect for bachelor pads. 100% guaranteed to pull chicks!"
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5th February 2011, 12:42 PM #693
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Sorry for the delay, just came back to the thread. Looking...Looking...Looking.
Watch this space.Chris
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Life isn't always fair
....................but it's better than the alternative.
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5th February 2011, 12:50 PM #694
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Go for it folks...but don't let the axe wielder get you.
Attachment 160533Last edited by chrisb691; 5th February 2011 at 02:12 PM. Reason: spelling
Chris
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Life isn't always fair
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5th February 2011, 12:56 PM #695
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Sam never even got close to the girls until he bought the monkey suit.
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Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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5th February 2011, 01:09 PM #696
What... you mean it's not 1792?
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Oi! Cut out that monkey business!
A nice cross section of nature; six tits and a chimp.
Girl on right to girl on "Keep that stun gun handy!".
I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.
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5th February 2011, 01:11 PM #697
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Who said the chicks don't go for the hairy guys.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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5th February 2011, 02:13 PM #698
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Having made a fortune in the Tarzan movies, Cheetah spent most of it on women and alcohol. And squandered the rest.
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5th February 2011, 04:17 PM #699
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What Chimp?
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5th February 2011, 07:28 PM #700
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no, I said 'Bring some money'...
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5th February 2011, 10:22 PM #701
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Chimpanzee Dirty Jobs. Next week, you won't believe what some do for a living! Touching hairless primates!
Cheers
Michael
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6th February 2011, 06:32 AM #702
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This one's silicone ...
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Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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6th February 2011, 02:38 PM #703
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"I may not have opposable thumbs but I know what I like!"
Pugwash.
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6th February 2011, 03:50 PM #704
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Evolution in action: Last week walked upright, this week attracted to human females, next week playing Rugby
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Michael
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8th February 2011, 07:34 AM #705
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In this age of extreme waxing, it was refreshing to find a French model au natural
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