'Nother joke you've prolly heard before!

[tea lady]

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her
wheelchair making sounds like she's driving a car.

As she's going down the hall an old man jumps out of a room and says,
"Excuse me ma'am but you were speeding."

"Can I see your driver's license?" She digs around in her purse a
little, pulls out a candy wrapper, and hands it to him. He looks it
over, gives her a warning and sends her on her way.

Up and down the halls she goes again. Again, the same old man jumps
out of a room and says, "Excuse me ma'am but I saw you cross over the
center line back there." "Can I see your registration please?"

She digs around in her purse a little, pulls out a store receipt and
hands it to him. He looks it over, gives her another warning and
sends her on her way.

She zooms off again up and down the halls weaving all over. As she
comes to the old man's room again he jumps out.

He's stark naked!

The old lady in the wheel chair looks up and says, "Oh no-not the
Breathalyzer again!"

[The Bleeder]

You're right...but it's still funny

[Grumpy John]

I'm picturing that very same guy doing the rounds of the home my mum was in.
Thanks TL, I needed a bloody good laugh.

[Sawdust Maker]

Yep heard it before, still v funny

and your delivery was superb, TL

[tea lady]

I'm picturing that very same guy doing the rounds of the home my mum was in.
Thanks TL, I needed a bloody good laugh.

My work here is done!

Yep heard it before, still v funny

and your delivery was superb, TL

I only cut and pasted. .... Oh! And deleted a word that would have put it in the oreange room! Unnecessary I thought. AS we can all fill in the required naughty bits. We don't need it all spelt out for us.