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  1. 13th December 2010, 12:03 PM #1
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    I am posting this because it could work for you. We all could probably use more calm in our lives.

    A doctor on television this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around the place to see what I'd started but hadn't finished and, now, I have finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the chesescke, Fidos dina an a box a choclets.Yu haf no idr how bludy guod I feel rite now.


    Oh what will thinkle peep about me now???
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    I know you believe you understand what you think I wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you just read is not what I meant.

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    You've finished everything. Now go and have a good lay down before dinner. That way you'll finish that as well.
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    I thought this was your daily intake WW
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    Irisher eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    I thought this was your daily intake WW
    They might have been Mrs. Wood's left-overs. I'm actually tee-total, but what I miss out on with alcohol, I make up for with prescription drugs.
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