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    Default Another Need A Caption, Reply, Question Take #5

    Well Claw got slack in the last thread so how about this one to kick off a new thread?
    For new members, provide a funny caption, photo poster chooses the winner and next poster...
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    "He who lives in a glass house shouldn't stow thrones."

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    Frank just needed to cook the pappadums and he was all prepared for his winters night vindaloo party

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
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    The new Parliament is ready to sit again.
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    The explorers from planet Dun-E were fascinated by the local fauna
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chief Tiff View Post
    The explorers from planet Dun-E were fascinated by the local fauna
    They found out later though, that they were a bunch of bums!
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    Once we waited for the ???? and stink, now we're used to sit and think.

    Hey, what happened to the thronehenge one. That's a ripper I changed my mind and gave it to that.

    Cheers
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    Last edited by mic-d; 16th September 2010 at 08:19 PM. Reason: changed mind to the late comer
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    Is this fire Natural Gas??

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    This is an Exhausting situation

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    Any moment now we will see the emergence of the male species, who will in a communal way display the mating call of beer and curry feasters.
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    All right we need to light the fire.

    Can everyone turn around and light your matches.
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