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11th September 2010, 01:06 PM #1
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Australian Bird
Driving along an outback road in Western Australia, I spied an exotic bird
flying overhead. The creature was black, with a huge and striking
red-and-gold beak.
"Hey, look! A toucan!" I yelled.
"Toucan nothin'," said the Aussie passenger. "It's a crow with its
beak stuck in a McDonald's fries carton."
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11th September 2010, 09:47 PM #2
Big Bad Bill
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Except a Toucan has a more green beak with a red tip and has more taste than to eat Mcmuck.
Toucan - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaSilence is golden and Duct tape is silver...
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