Job Hunt

[wheelinround]

Job Hunt

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn'tconcentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job. 4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting. 5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn' t have the thyme. 6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, but any way I sliced it... couldn't cut the mustard. 7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy. 8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience. 9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in. 10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income. 11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining. 12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job. 13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it. 14. My last job was working in Starbucks, but had to quit because it was the same old grind. 15. SO, I TRIED RetirementAND FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[Allan at Wallan]

My first job was with the Country Roads Board
painting a straight white line down the centre of the highway.

I gave it up after one day ... before I went "around the bend".


My second job was as a parking officer ... it was fine,
then another fine, then another etc.

Allan

[artme]

Wanred to be a shearer but dad talked me out of it. Said it was a baaastatrd of a job.

[munruben]

My first job was an elevator operator. was okay but had its ups and downs.

[Carry Pine]

Worked in sales at DJ's (women's apparel) until one lady told me the dress needed a belt in the back.

CP

[fenderbelly]

will pay all of these.

[Carry Pine]

Worked for a locksmith who asked me to make a bolt for the door. So I did and never came back!