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  1. #31
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    Default been there......

    And then she addresses you as "Sir."

    Darn it would be funny if it wasn't so true.
    Inspiration exists, but it has to find you working. — Pablo Picasso


  2. #32
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    I hate shop assistants calling me sir. It's unaustralian. Mate will do nicely thankyou.

    "The training of the eyes to know when an edge is perfectly straight or a surface is flat, free from winding, and straight, is a very important part of a lad's training."

  3. #33
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    X3 for sir and also Mr. I prefer my first name.

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    You know your getting older when
    You sit reading this thread and nod
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    You know you're getting old when you go to the loo many times thru the night .

    Cheers
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ashore View Post
    You know your getting older when
    You sit reading this thread and nod
    when you just sit reading this thread

    what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?

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    A recent cryptoquip puzzle had the solution:

    MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOU'VE MET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT EVERY NEW PERSON YOU MEET REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE ELSE. - OGDEN NASH

    Cheers,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

  8. #38
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    You know you are getting old when the barber you have aways gone to now cuts your hair, well what little you have left, your son's hair and your grandson's hair. Come to think of it the barber is getting old as well.
    CHRIS

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    The Lions Club came around selling Christmas cakes, so I propped my daughter on my shoulder and went out to get one ... and they asked her if she was having fun visiting her GRANDPA
    Smart little minx that she is, she corrected them and I was able to enjoy one of the most grovelling retractions I've witnessed ... from a bloke easily as old as me

    This was five years ago now ... and my idea of a great time at the playground is her finding a 'friend' to play with so I can just sit and watch - THAT's getting old

    Richard

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    Default you know you are getting old when

    The sign that says "Old age is not for sissies" makes sense. Bob

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