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Thread: You'll like this one allan
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26th August 2009, 08:37 PM #1
You'll like this one allan
A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery
store at Wallan. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Allan who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"
The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a
coupla blocks and turn to your right."
Allan thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get
to Heaven."
The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... You don't
even know the way to the ####ing Post Office, you wa*&er"
regards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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26th August 2009, 10:46 PM #2regards
Nick
veni, vidi, tornavi
Without wood it's just ...
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27th August 2009, 10:21 AM #3
I liked your "Heaven" joke David
--- I laughed liked "Hell".
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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27th August 2009, 12:26 PM #4
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31st August 2009, 09:23 PM #5
i'll pay that
Cheers Fred
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