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  1. 26th August 2009, 08:37 PM #1
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    Default You'll like this one allan

    A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery
    store at Wallan. As he waited, he was approached by a man called Allan who asked, "Son, can you tell me where the Post Office is?"

    The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a
    coupla blocks and turn to your right."

    Allan thanked the boy kindly and said, "I'm the new pastor in town.
    I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday. I'll show you how to get
    to Heaven."

    The little boy replied with a chuckle. "Awww, come on... You don't
    even know the way to the ####ing Post Office, you wa*&er"
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  2. 26th August 2009, 10:46 PM #2
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  3. 27th August 2009, 10:21 AM #3
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    I liked your "Heaven" joke David
    --- I laughed liked "Hell".

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  4. 27th August 2009, 12:26 PM #4
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    Nice one!

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    i'll pay that
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