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  1. #1
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    Default Another victim of the GFC

    Husband and wife are shopping in Coles when the man picks up a slab of VB and sticks it into the trolley.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

    "They're on special; only $25 for 24 cans" he says.

    "Put them back. We can't afford it" says the wife and they carry on shopping...

    A few aisles later the woman picks up a $50 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

    "What do you think you're doing?" asks the man.

    "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful" she says.

    The man replies... "SO DOES 24 CANS OF VB AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE"
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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    Default I Like it, but don't tell my wife.

    Your either a dead man or single!!
    "Rotten to the Core"

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    This must be why they say, "Till death do us part."

    Cheers,
    Joe
    Of course truth is stranger than fiction.
    Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain

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    GJ must be one of the few woodies here who has a padlock on the inside of his shed door ;-}
    Cheers, Ern

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    Quote Originally Posted by rsser View Post
    GJ must be one of the few woodies here who has a padlock on the inside of his shed door ;-}
    And a fold out cot .
    To grow old is inevitable.... To grow up is optional

    Confidence, the feeling you have before you fully understand the situation.

    What could possibly go wrong.

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