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  1. 1st November 2007, 04:33 PM #1
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    Default Teacher and the whale

    A girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
    The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    By now irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
    The girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah didn't go to heaven?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you can ask him".
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    Nice one John.






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    Hell of a joke John.

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    lmao!!!
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